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Grand Theft Alice

$GTA Alice the NVDA spy. The internet wrote the plot. We printed the ticker.

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Alice, codename of the internet's favourite spy story CLASSIFIED

Case file #0417 · Codename: ALICE

The internet's favourite spy story.

One rumour. One floral dress. One leather jacket standing a little too close to the GPUs. The timeline did the rest, and now Alice has a wanted level.

STATUS
Most wanted ★★★★★
LAST SEEN
Next to a liquid-cooled GeForce rig
CLEARANCE
Green. Very green.
CARRIES
Silver earrings, zero comments
EVIDENCE
Vibes, screenshots, one viral thread
VERDICT
Unconfirmed, and that's the meme

The cover story

Every heist needs a cover.

  1. 01

    The Rumour

    One headline, a million quote-posts. Overnight, "Alice the NVDA spy" stopped being a post and became a character.

  2. 02

    The Leather Jacket

    The boss of the green chips. Photographed beside her, unbothered, staring into the middle distance like a loading screen.

  3. 03

    The Ticker

    When the internet writes a GTA plot, somebody launches the coin. That's $GTA.

Grand Theft Alice cover art, comic-panel grid

Hardware teardown

GTA-9000 Spy-Class Silicon

CORES1 × Alice
VRAMClassified
CLOCKAlways watching
TDPMaximum drama
INTERCONNECTLeather-jacket bus
YIELD100% meme
GTA-9000 · $GTA
Alice and the leather jacket planning at a GPU workstation
SN 0417-ALICE · REV A1

Evidence board

Exhibits A through G

AThe Look
BThe Photo Op
CThe Rig
DThe Jacket
EThe Target
FThe Vault
GThe Getaway Gear

Mission briefing

How to buy $GTA

MISSION 01

Get a wallet

Install Phantom or any Solana wallet. Write your seed phrase down. Tell no one, not even Alice.

MISSION PASSED
MISSION 02

Load up SOL

Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your wallet. That's your getaway fuel.

MISSION PASSED
MISSION 03

Swap for $GTA

Open pump.fun, paste the contract address below, swap SOL for $GTA. Wanted level: five stars.

MISSION PASSED

MISSION PASSED

RESPECT +

Grand Theft Alice $GTA

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